My Abbreviated Version of 2012 Chinese New Year Horoscopes

 

Abbreviated 2012 Chinese Horoscopes

Rat
(if you were born in 1900, 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008)
Career: good
Romance: not so good
Health: poor

Ox
(if you were born in 1901, 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009)
Career: Stressful
Romance:  No Time
Health: accident prone

Tiger
  (if you were born in 1902, 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010)
Everything about 2012 will be GREAT

Rabbit
(if you were born in 1903, 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011)
Career: okay
Romance: so-so
Health: weak

Dragon
(if you were born in 1904. 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012)
Everything is fantastic for you this year, you lucky devil

Snake
(if you were born in 1905, 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001)
Career: fine
Romance: lonely… but you’ll have good friends
Health: kind of sickly

Horse
(if you were born in 1906, 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002)
Career: you will become mega-popular
Romance:  so popular
Health: some sort of injury will occur

Goat
(if you were born in 1907, 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003)
Career: kind of ill – unless you focus on teamwork, then its pretty good
Romance: complicated
Health: good/lucky

Monkey
(if you were born in 1908, 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004)
Career: Intelligent and popular
Romance: very, very good – unless you’re married
Health: don’t get in any fights!

Rooster:
(if you were born in 1909, 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005)
Career: real good
Romance: calm
Health: average with a surgery

Dog
(if you were born in 1912. 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006)
Tough times this year, all around

Pig
(if you were born in 1911, 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007)
Career: yes
Romance: yes
Health: neglectful

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This is something I did for fun from notes I had taken.  I, somehow, found myself looking up my chinese horoscope for the year, which turned into an obsessive quest to know what every other animal had in store for themselves.

(I am not an expert, nor did I do much research)

 

 

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